i work at an electronic store and this middle aged guy came in because his iPad had frozen on the lock screen i managed to unlock it and he goes to grab it off me immediately, too late dude i already saw your 8 tabs of midget porn
a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
anime characters trying to speak english is my favourite thing
[deep voice] aoba.
I feel like this isn’t the first time he’s done this